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You’re having a giraffe…

My name’s Alan and I bought a giraffe…

Ever watched that crazy scene from Hangover 3, when Alan’s driving down the interstate with a giraffe in the trailer and ploughs through a low clearance bridge? Well if not, I’m sure you can imagine the outcome and it’s far from pleasant! If you’re really that eager to watch the scene, I’ve embedded the video in this post for all you sickos!

Check the video out here >>> The Hangover 3 – Alan’s giraffe

 What’s the relevance I hear you ask!…

Open up a new tab on your web browser and simply type the two words ‘giraffe’ and ‘bridge’ into the search bar and it will soon become very clear why I’m guiding web ‘giraffic’ in this direction (apologies).

Hard to believe I know, but as if some kind of re-enactment of the very scene that caused shrieks of laughter and squeamish stomachs in the cinema has become a reality for one unfortunate giraffe travelling on a motorway near Johannesburg, South Africa.

Blind to the dangers…

It has become apparent that one of two blindfolded South African giraffes travelling in an open-top truck to a game farm in Warmbarths around 100 miles away collided with a bridge on the busy N1 motorway, sustaining fatal head injuries.

 Common sense would tell you…

It doesn’t take a genius to see that the maths doesn’t add up here but I checked it out anyway. Did you know the average bridge height in South Africa is 16ft and 6 inches and the average giraffe height is between 16ft-20ft? It doesn’t really leave much margin for error.

 I’d imagine he won’t be ’giraffing’ on any motorways soon!…

Let’s hope justice is served to the senseless, injudicious driver responsible for such a calamity, preventing such an occurrence from repeating. list of sites domain tech info .

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